Constipation Pearls
Fleet enema + CKD = hyperphosphatemia. Can be fatal. Use tap water enema instead in any patient with renal impairment.
Docusate (Colace) is no better than placebo. The 2023 AGA-ACG Joint Guideline omitted docusate from all recommendations. McRorie 2021 reviewed 7 RCTs, none showed benefit over placebo. Multiple hospitals have removed it from formulary. Use PEG 3350 + senna instead.
Methylnaltrexone (Relistor) does NOT reverse analgesia. It's peripherally restricted -blocks opioid receptors in the gut only. No crossing the BBB. Safe to give without worrying about pain control.
"Nothing by mouth" doesn't mean nothing for the gut. Bisacodyl suppositories and enemas work even if the patient is NPO. Don't forget rectal options.
Diarrhea Pearls
Never give loperamide in C. diff or bloody diarrhea. Slowing gut motility traps toxins โ toxic megacolon, perforation, death. Always rule out C. diff first.
Overflow diarrhea โ real diarrhea. Liquid stool leaking around a fecal impaction is the #1 missed diagnosis. Always do a rectal exam before treating "diarrhea" with antidiarrheals, you may need to disimpact instead.
Tube feed diarrhea is rarely infectious. Check for sorbitol in meds, reduce rate, add fiber, and switch to peptide-based formula before ordering stool studies.
Cholestyramine is the answer for post-cholecystectomy diarrhea. Bile acid malabsorption is the #1 cause. Must separate from other medications by 1h before or 4h after (it binds everything).